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There Is A New Church Of Beyonce & Their Religion Is Called Beyism! #ISHITUNOT!

There Is A New Church Of Beyonce & Their Religion Is Called Beyism! #ISHITUNOT!

by April 15, 2014 3 comments

Beyonce Church, ‘National Church of Bey’ Responds to Criticism

Seriously?  And how much sense does this make? But then again, how much sense does being a christian make?  I have to show you guys the photo as well as the article below.  Share laugh and cry because we have truly lost our minds!  This was sent to me by my man Tomi Gunz who asked simply “IS THIS REAL” LOL Sadly, yep!
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**UPDATE** THANKFULLY, THIS STORY HAS TURNED OUT TO BE A FAKE!!!
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ATLANTA — The National Church of Bey, who recently formed the new religion Beyism, has issued a statement following the criticism over their beliefs.

“We are very disappointed in the failure of the public to recognize the existence of a divine Deity walking among them,” the church’s founder Pauline John Andrews stated.” Deity’s often walk the Earth in their flesh form. Beyonce will transcend back to the spirit once her work here on Mother Earth has been completed.”

“As our congregation continues to swell, we ask that you consider what is more real; an invisible spirit on high, or a walking, talking, breathing Goddess who shows you her true form daily? Beyonce’s spirit is entrancing. We know that she was sent to this place to spread love, peace, and joy. While we do not believe Beyonce to be the Creator, we recognize that she still sits among the throne of Gods. There is a lot of false information being spread about our beliefs, but we will correct all of the vicious lie-tellers. As Beyonce spreads her gospel through song and dance, her message provides uplifting, loving, and many times real-life happenings. We humbly ask you to respect our beliefs, just as you want those to respect yours. Open your mind to new possibilities and you will see, just as we did, that Bey is a true higher power. Surfbort!”

Pauline Andrews also revealed that the church continues to grow at an unbelievable pace. “Since the day we decided to go public, we have had tons of requests to learn more about our religion. We have published the Beyble and it will soon be available for free to the public. Donations have poured in and we will soon have enough to build a temple in honor of Mother Bey. We will invite her to speak to her flock, once the doors are open.”

The Beyonce Church (The National Church Of Bey), is also looking to expand outside of Atlanta. They revealed that they have parishes popping up all over the United States and the United Kingdom. The Church says they intend to spread their message abroad using their Tumblr account.

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  1. truckerdave79
    #1 truckerdave79 15 April, 2014, 17:32

    That is mess up, we already got too many damn religions fighting to be the only way, the only truth, and the only life, SMDH!!!

  2. Derrick
    #2 Derrick 16 April, 2014, 07:38

    I won’t attempt to get all scholarly but I will say this about this story. It reminds me of that episode on “What’s Happening” when Rerun joined that cult that worshiped a head of lettuce named Ralph….ommm lock lock ommm.

  3. carterkerrie
    #3 carterkerrie 17 April, 2014, 22:14

    Man really!! Please do not tell me this is black folks?

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